If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.

• Citizen:

  I don't believe in abortion.

• Government:

  Then don't get one.

• Citizen:

  I don't believe in birth control.

• Government:

  You don't have to use it.

• Citizen:

  I think gay marriage is a sin.

• Government:

  Don't marry the same sex then.

• Citizen:

  I want my kids to learn about creationism.

• Government:

  Take them to church.